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pathologise) wrote2023-02-15 09:39 pm
pathologise) wrote2023-02-15 09:39 pm
β INBOX
voice | text | video
un β cocked tale
voice | text | video
un β cocked tale
[At some point throughout the day, a handwritten letter arrives at the door - or in some unexpected place in oneβs office - in a parchment envelope, sealed with the rogues' House seal pressed into a deep forest green wax. Amelia follows up within the hour via text.]
AloΓ―s and I look forward to seeing you. If you need anything ahead of your arrival, please let me know.
((OOC: Message from AloΓ―s incoming as well! Feel free to respond to either (or both!) of the rogues.))
AloΓ―s and I look forward to seeing you. If you need anything ahead of your arrival, please let me know.
((OOC: Message from AloΓ―s incoming as well! Feel free to respond to either (or both!) of the rogues.))
Edited 2023-03-19 15:33 (UTC)
morning cher.
so you know the invitation you either received or will be receiving is for a natal day celebration. nevermind that it says housewarming on it.
no need to bring anything unless you want to but thats whats happening.
so you know the invitation you either received or will be receiving is for a natal day celebration. nevermind that it says housewarming on it.
no need to bring anything unless you want to but thats whats happening.
i was going to joke about having to squeeze you in between orgasms
but i couldn't do it
what are you thinking?
but i couldn't do it
what are you thinking?
[ At 1am on an innocent tuesday night, in the serenade of drunk, unhinged singing, apparently, yep it's definitely singing: ]
π΅ TWENTY-FOUR YEARS, JUST WAITIN' FOR A CHANCE, TO TELL HER HOW I FEEL OR MAYBE GET A SECOND GLANCE, NOW I GOTTA GET USED TO NOT LIVING NEXT DOOR TO ALICE! π΅
[ deep breath for that straya culture. ]
ALICE?! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?!
[ pause ]
s'fucking? this thing on? Oi, stupid fuck- fuckin - ah, fuck yas.
π΅ TWENTY-FOUR YEARS, JUST WAITIN' FOR A CHANCE, TO TELL HER HOW I FEEL OR MAYBE GET A SECOND GLANCE, NOW I GOTTA GET USED TO NOT LIVING NEXT DOOR TO ALICE! π΅
[ deep breath for that straya culture. ]
ALICE?! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?!
[ pause ]
s'fucking? this thing on? Oi, stupid fuck- fuckin - ah, fuck yas.
Edited 2023-05-02 04:27 (UTC)
( this is definitely not what adrienne expects when she answers the phone and it is LOUD )
Fuck, Odessa. What the hell?
Fuck, Odessa. What the hell?
i'll be there
though when you say casual do you think it will be?
though when you say casual do you think it will be?
TEXT | un: w.maximoff (sometime during the beast mode part of the event)
betterworld
2023-05-31 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you doing alright?
lmao i didn't even realize that timing is gonna suck for adrienne whoops
betterworld
- 2023-05-31 18:01 (UTC) - Expandshe did also watch the guy she was fucking turn into a lizard
pathologise
- 2023-05-31 18:02 (UTC) - ExpandAre you all right? You're not in the lab and I've asked around in A&E.
i'm very hungover
work is not a good idea
work is not a good idea
Edited 2023-06-06 14:53 (UTC)
Important questions!
1. Status update, go! Uninjured? Memories intact?
2. What's my name today? And do pick a good one! Really, you've been dreadful with choices so far.
3. Have you had water? You're terrible at that.
3a. Cake? Cake for breakfast is the only answer.
4. You have ten minutes to respond or I come looking for you.
4a. I'll come looking for you anyway.
That last one isn't a question obviously. But an important detail.
1. Status update, go! Uninjured? Memories intact?
2. What's my name today? And do pick a good one! Really, you've been dreadful with choices so far.
3. Have you had water? You're terrible at that.
3a. Cake? Cake for breakfast is the only answer.
4. You have ten minutes to respond or I come looking for you.
4a. I'll come looking for you anyway.
That last one isn't a question obviously. But an important detail.
1. all in my head
2. alexander
3. i've had water today
3a. are you giving me cake?
should i be worried about you still looking?
2. alexander
3. i've had water today
3a. are you giving me cake?
should i be worried about you still looking?
...
did i get drunk and forget who i've fucked???
the answer might still be yes
happily
did i get drunk and forget who i've fucked???
the answer might still be yes
happily
they're always welcome
multiple rounds
you're that good to me
multiple rounds
you're that good to me
YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE
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/(_))\ ((_)\ )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_)
(_))((_)__((_) ((_)_ ((_)(_()((_|(_)_
/ __| __\ \/ / | _ )/ _ \| \/ || _ )
\__ \ _| > < | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \
|___/___/_/\_\ |___/\___/|_| |_||___/
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!
*** NO BOMBING BACK
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(()/(( )\()) ( )\ )\()) )\))( ( )\
/(_))\ ((_)\ )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_)
(_))((_)__((_) ((_)_ ((_)(_()((_|(_)_
/ __| __\ \/ / | _ )/ _ \| \/ || _ )
\__ \ _| > < | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \
|___/___/_/\_\ |___/\___/|_| |_||___/
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!
*** NO BOMBING BACK
is there anything else that comes with this bomb?
glitter?
photos?
glitter?
photos?
Β« Age: 43
Β« Gender: female Β« Designation: submissive Β« Orientation: bisexual Β« Contract Status: contracted Β« OOC: sexting, smut, anything is a go! Β« Original top level: here images below
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( continued-- )
i feel like saying anything than 'thanks' gives a different message
so thanks
i guess be careful what's on your phone?
i don't even have many pictures like this
i feel like saying anything than 'thanks' gives a different message
so thanks
i guess be careful what's on your phone?
i don't even have many pictures like this
i feel like asking what you're serving will be easier than my list
also fancy dinner party or casual dinner party?
also fancy dinner party or casual dinner party?
[ A present is delivered to Adrienne's door on the 24th! It comes with a short, straightforward note wishing her pleasant holiday season, and a year of more shared coffee and/or tea ahead of them. ]
i'm not busy
though i'm wondering how worried i need to be
professionally
though i'm wondering how worried i need to be
professionally
[On Christmas Eve, there will be a package at her door of a French Press and a couple bags of high-end dark roast and medium roast coffee beans, as well as a coffee grinder. 'I can stop by tomorrow for my present or whenever you're free? Odessa loved the apples. Merry Christmas-- Methos']
tomorrow sounds perfect
we'll see how well i can make coffee
and then i can make it up to you after
π
we'll see how well i can make coffee
and then i can make it up to you after
π
[ Kurt's typical Christmas delivery system is to play Santa via teleportation. When she wakes up, Adrienne will find a neatly wrapped pashmina scarf and a little box of the best chocolates he'd been able to source in Duplicity.
The note attached, written in German, reads:
Merry Christmas! I guessed at the color. I hope it's suitable.
Yours truly,
Kurt ]
The note attached, written in German, reads:
Merry Christmas! I guessed at the color. I hope it's suitable.
Yours truly,
Kurt ]
[the package is non-descript, but it's definitely big enough to pique the curiosity of the recipient as to open it as soon as possible. it's been checked through, tied up back into its box after the fact. inside, an amount of homemade goods have been stacked atop each other: teas, soaps, and moisturizing lotions.
a neat box lies at the bottom, though, and once unwrapped, it'll reveal a scarf, light enough for the weather in the cities.
a small note sits under the box.]
a neat box lies at the bottom, though, and once unwrapped, it'll reveal a scarf, light enough for the weather in the cities.
a small note sits under the box.]
Happy Winter Solstice.
π¦anda πaximoff
hey, it's Mikaela
was wondering if you were busy? Kinda thinking pajama party of two, wine, and some movies that aren't porn
if those exist, anyway
y/n/gtfo?
was wondering if you were busy? Kinda thinking pajama party of two, wine, and some movies that aren't porn
if those exist, anyway
y/n/gtfo?
that sounds like one dream of an invitation
you want popcorn or something else?
you want popcorn or something else?
Hello, this is Caleb Widogast.
It seems as if I've returned and I thought I would reach out to see if you're still here.
It seems as if I've returned and I thought I would reach out to see if you're still here.
of course
would you like a walk in the woods?
i was going to take one anyway
would you like a walk in the woods?
i was going to take one anyway
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